AKMA's Random Thoughts: So Weirdly Wrong

A must-read post from an opressed wifi user... the officer's rationale makes no sense whatsoever.

"It's a law, sir; if someone comes along and downloads child photography (that wasn't the exact word the officer used) and it goes through their [sc., the access point owner's] connection, that's a violation and we've had cases of that. That's a felony."

(I skip the question of whether it's less a problem if someone downloads such photos while sitting in the library. Since I've already been categorized, however politely, with felons, I thought discretion should prevail at this point.) "Is this a state law?" I asked.

"It's a federal law, sir; a Secret Service agent came and explained it to us."

"Look, I don't want to give you a hard time, and I'm very thankful that you alerted me to this, and I've done what you asked, but I'd be very surprised if there turned out to be a federal law forbidding my using an open wireless signal in a public place."

"Well, you can look it up, sir, and explain it to the chief..."

At this point, it became clear that my uniformed interlocutor had to head in a different direction from me, so we shook hands and parted. And I walked back to the studio, dumbfounded that someone just rousted me for picking an open wireless signal in public - indeed (as it turns out) for using a laptop within a wireless signal's range of the library. Weird.

posted from a secure hiding place near an open access point...