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Spam Nirvana

I just got a little spam in my inbox... I get a ton of spam... I don't usually read it but for some reason I just did... and found it fascinating!!! Check this out (I'll bold phrases that I found particularly ethereal):

You can't go up to the unit. Nobody's allowed up there. I want you to hit me as hard as you can. You are not your khakis. But under the circumstances, I'd do it again.

I'm cold, you said, staring at the continuation we had to feel through yesterday. Are there a lot of these types of accidents? What are we going to do tonight? I asked. I can never describe the walk back to my truck.

Love, and hate, are powerful emotions. I was just thinking. Sounds good to me, I said. He extended his hand by way of introduction.

That could well be the answer. There were many examples of animals all around. I didn't have to say: can we change the meeting from 6 to 11? My kids have a music recital and I dont want to miss it for the world. Love what you do and do what you love I'd walk down to the stream, look around, and take a deep breath.

Here's more:

I'd thought it was sad to hate the forest the way she'd done.

Posted by joebeone at Mayo 14, 2004 04:57 PM | TrackBack